Sentences I will never forget! Never!
1- My mom: Just wait patiently and move on. No one knows what's going to happen tomorrow!
2- My sister : An unlimited credit card is the cure for all the deceases that affects our soul!
3- Daddy - Can you see that guy pushing that heavy cart over there? That is what happens to you if you don't study!!!
4- My partner: Let's try to see the big picture!
5- My good friend Edward Ziff: We are always looking for ways to be lost. We don't know how to live without troubles!
6- My business partner's best friend: Oh!...You are gay, right ?! Then I'm sure you should know this person - and he always says that every time we meet!
7- My gorgeous friend Maura Silva ( one of the most beautiful minds I have even seen :- I am a mercenary of my own talent. I am always depending on it to keep my life as a writer moving things forward!
8- My housekeeper: Oh, she doesn't have sex? Then she's not a complete woman - she's a Mexican tortilla !
7- My therapist for one day only, after our first interview: Oh, "Mr Gozales! How's life? You've been through a lot at these last 5 years, haven't you!? - Oooops!!!!!
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